As he barrels through the nigh un-touched side routes, and around treacherous trees at the Fairmount Hot Springs Ski Hill, Theo White takes his first venture on downhill skiing, accompanied by his trustworthy and responsible mentor/father: Skylar "Kamikaze" White, rookie snowboarding grandfather: Neil "Cool-Dude" White, and last, but certainly not least, his aunt and personal commentator/publicist/motivationalist: Ailen "Powder Hunter" White!
Check out the latest, and greatest thing to hit the slopes since 2004! That's right folks, nothing and no one has topped him since the year of his birth. No. Big. Deal. I give you.......
Theo "The Charger" White
*tip: you have to read the run on sentence up there as if it comes from the mouth of a booming announcer type person*