Resolve

I've started going to the gym on a more regular basis

and this week the gym is

totally empty.

I'm enjoying the fact that I have my choice of machine to work out on

and the quiet solitude of the locker room....

but every moment that I'm in there,

I just keep thinking about how

when the new year arrives

my current place of solitude will suddenly be

packed with people who have made up their minds to:

a) get fit

b) lose weight

c) go to the gym

d) all of the above

My friends, when you make your resolution this year,

please consider the wisdom of philosopher Bill Watterson.....

.... and if you do resolve to go to the gym, please don't go to my gym.

I like it quiet there ;)